Aggressive Whimsy

Hello, lovelies! Isn’t New Year’s just the most whimsical of holidays? Glitter, champagne, nothing really concrete to celebrate, red lipstick and made-in-China party favors! It’s enough to make you swoon! While we’re all still picking the glitter and confetti out of our hair, let’s think on our New Year’s resolutions for 2012. Here’s a list to get you started:

• Do a juice fast.
• Paint one wall in your bedroom bright pink and cover it with prints of Instagram photos.
• Take a French class and do your assignments while eating a brie tartine. Give yourself extra credit for time spent in front of the mirror practicing making Audrey Tatou faces.
• Find a pen pal and befriend an octogenarian.
• Redesign your blog layout.
• Throw yourself a Bored to Death Brooklyn scavenger hunt birthday party.
• Make an upcycled dress out of your ex-boyfriend’s ironic Carhartt jacket.
• Give up dating men with mustaches; only date men with prescription glasses.
• Dress like Annie Hall for a week.
• Finally watch Annie Hall.
• Create a playlist of songs that make you cry; create another of songs you like to sing to your cats.